http://allcrazyjokes.com A huge collection of really funny jokes which will definitely make you laugh like a mad! Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:26:04 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?" "Well, son, the best way to explain this is a practical exercise. Go ask your Mom if she'd sleep with a stranger a million dollars and come tell me her ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/763/theory-and-reality-lesson/ God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven. On the first tee, JB leads off and hits a big blast right down the gut; it rolls to a stop about 270 yards out, perfect lie. Jesus steps up next and kills the ball, sending ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/762/golf-in-heaven/ A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear." replied the mother, ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/761/two-people-in-the-same-grave/ Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?" "None.",replied Johnny. ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/760/math-class/ A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/759/the-girl-and-the-cop/ Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on? Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell me sooner? Girl: Because we needed the eggs! #cat#Jokes Just For Kids#/cat# http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/758/the-boy-who-thinks-hes-a-chicken/ If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..." If you ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/757/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-secret-redneck-jedi-2/ Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/756/dealing-with-loud-snoring/ Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/755/found-money/ Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things. He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk ... http://allcrazyjokes.com/index.php/754/the-confused-shopper-2/