Yo Mama Jokes

So Stupid

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma’s so stupid, it took her ten minutes to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said “Focus.”

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket for a night and starved to death.

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

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