Wedding Anniversary Jokes
Len was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!”
The next morning Len got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small
box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put
on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the
house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Len have been scheduled for Friday.
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10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I’ve got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s.
3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut you up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
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They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the bellman, “We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning.” “But, madam!”, replied the bellman. “Don’t ‘But madam’ me,” she continued. “You can’t treat us like we’re a couple of fools just because we don’t travel much, and we’ve never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I’m going to complain to the manager.” “Madam,” the bellman said, “this isn’t your room; this is the elevator!”
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There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him “honey i never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago”.
The husband looks at the wife and asks her “honey, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”
And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?
She replies no.
The husband replies he told me that if I don’t marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 50 years.
The wife looks at the husband and says “and?”
So the husband replies “O boy, I could of been a free man by now”
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It was Kaly’s second anniversary, and her husband sent her flowers at the office. When he placed the order he told the florist to write “Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2″ on the card.
Kaly was delighted when the florist arrived, but her joy was heavily clouded by the note on the card. It read…
“Happy Anniversary. You’re Number 2.”
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