Wedding Anniversary Joke
On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After returning home, the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do!”
“I suppose,” the husband responded, “we could vacuum .
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A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
The man looks at his wife as asks what would you like to do for our anniversary?
She then replies we could run upstairs and make love.
He replies, Make up your mind, we can t do both.
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A dinner at a special restaurant, a trip, coupons to help with chores, etc. will probably be more appreciated.
Purchase tickets for a movie, sports event, concert, theatre, etc. and wrap with a gold ribbon.
Plan a trip to the Gold Coast or to a Gold Mine.
Gold Photo Frame
Put together a CD with songs from the era of the marriage date.
Create a poem, write it in gold ink, and display it in a gold colored frame.
Put together a family quilt comprised of each square done by a family member or close friends.
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A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th
anniversary.
“HA,” he snorted, “The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow
hair on your chest!” On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and
thrusts her pubic area forward. “There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me
a fur coat.” “That’s not your chest!” he roars back. “Damn right it’s my
chest,” she argued, “Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our
honeymoon, it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family
chest. AND IF YOU DON’T BUY ME A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY
CHEST!”
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It was a couples 25th anniversary. The wife says “Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed that i didnt talk for an hour?”
The husband replied, “Yes honey, I remember, it was the happiest hour of my life”
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