Wedding Anniversary Joke
There was a couple married for 40 years and on the 40th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him “honey i never knew that after 40 years you would still love me the same way you did 40 years ago”.
The husband looks at the wife and asks her “honey, do you remember 40 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”
And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?
She replies no.
The husband replies he told me that if I don’t marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 40 years.
The wife looks at the husband and says “and?”
So the husband replies “Oh! boy, I could of been a free man by now”
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Tom was a crotchety old fellow who always took breakfast with his wife. He would read the morning paper while she fumed at his neglect, and today of all days because it was their 25th wedding anniversary.
“Tom!! Tom!! Put down that paper and let’s talk about how we are going to celebrate our wedding anniversary today. What do you suggest?”
Tom put his newspaper down, removed and polished his glasses, stared for a moment into the distance, then said, “How about two minutes of silence?”
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Wife to policeman “Come quickly, my husband and I have been fighting for over an hour!”
“Why didn’t you call us earlier?”
Wife “Upto one minute ago he was winning!”
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On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they’d have dessert waiting for them when they returned. After returning home, the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn’t do!”
“I suppose,” the husband responded, “we could vacuum .
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A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
The man looks at his wife as asks what would you like to do for our anniversary?
She then replies we could run upstairs and make love.
He replies, Make up your mind, we can t do both.
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