Pirate Jokes
Three pirates were sitting in a crows nest at the top of the main sail. The first pirate says to the other two I ll bet you can t spit on captain hooks head. Sure I can says the second pirate “spwaat” and a big luger lands right next to the captain. Not a bad try says the third pirate and he works up a big luggie and spits. It lands on the left sida of the captian but still misses him completely. So the first pirate says you both suck and clams out a huge luger that lands right on the captains head. The captian tells the crew to point the cannon at the crows nest at the top of the main sail. He hears a bunch of yelling and he says fire. They fire off a connon ball and it blows all three pirates out of the nest and into the sea. The captain turns to the rest of the crew and says that will teach the dam seagulls to shit on my head. The first mate says that wasn t a sea gull captain that was three of the crew. The captain turns to the crew and says, I couldn t tell by the way they were squacking when I pointed the cannon at them.
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Did u hear about the new pirate exercise craze?
It s called Pirates kind of like pilates
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Why did the pirate build a rocket?
to go to Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss!!!!!
what score did a pirate get in a golf tournament?
3 under paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A man is skydiving, enjoying his free-fall, when he realizes that he has reached the altitude where he must open his parachute. So he pulls on the rip cord, but nothing happens. “No problem,” he says to himself, “I still have my emergency chute.” So he pulls the rip cord on his emergency parachute, and once again, nothing happens. Now the man begins to panic. “What am I going to do?” he thinks, “I’m a goner …” Just then he sees a man flying up from the earth toward him. He can’t figure out where this man is coming from, or what he’s doing, but he thinks to himself, “Maybe he can help me. If he can’t, then I’m done for.” When the man gets close enough to him, the skydiver cups his hands and shouts down, “Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?” The other man replies, “No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?”
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what has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes?
8 pirates
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