Little Johnny Jokes
this is long but it is worth it. one day little johnny went into the kitchen to here his parents fightin and they said you bitch you asshole and little johnny asked what that ment and she said that is what your grandma and grandpa are called than later that night he heard them say can i stick my dick in ur pussy and johnny out of nowhere asked what that ment looking surprised his dad said thats coat and hat the next morning johnny’s dad cut himself while shaving and screams shit johnny asked what that ment and dad said that is shaving cream and then he said go downstairs and see whats mom doing johnny went to the kitchen and saw hiw mom stuffing the turkey when it fell on the floor and she screamed fuck johhny asked what that mewant and she said it ment stuffing the turkey the doorbell rang it was ghrandma and grandpa hey bitch hey asshole can i take your dick and pussy dads upstairs rubbing shit in his face and moms fucking the turkey. ENJOI!!!
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”
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Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises
coming from his parents’ bedroom. He got out of bed and walked
down the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it to the
end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light had gone
on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his father removing
a used condom.
“Daddy, what are you doing?” asked little Johnny.
His father looked around nervously wondering what he could tell
his son.
I, um, I’m just checking out the bathroom for mice.” replied his
father. Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion and
said, “Well, what are you doing? Fucking them?”
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One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her.
She said, “The sky is definately blue!”
“I’m sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?”
Timmy raised his hand and said, “The grass is definately green.”
“I’m sorry Timmy that’s not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Teacher do farts have lumps?”
The teacher says, “no why?”
Johnny says, “Then I definately Shit my pants!”
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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Michael!” Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!’”
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