Little Johnny Jokes
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child, Little Johnny.
The doctor instructed Little Johnny to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.
Little Johnny did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
No sooner had he done this than another baby pops out, than another, and yet another. A puzzled Little Johnny quickly blows out the lamp.
The doctor yells, “What did you do that for?”
“The light’s attracting them!” replied Little Johnny.
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Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of
town all week and said, “Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing
in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the
lady from next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and
then Daddy got on top of her and -”
The mother held up her hand and said, “Not another word! Wait until
your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what
you’ve just told me.”
The father comes home and the wife tells him that she’s leaving
him.
“But why?” croaks the husband.
“Go ahead, Johnny, tell Daddy just what you told me.”
“Well,” said little Johnny, “I was playing in your closet and Daddy
came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they
got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you
did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob.
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Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”
Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H to O!”
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this is long but it is worth it. one day little johnny went into the kitchen to here his parents fightin and they said you bitch you asshole and little johnny asked what that ment and she said that is what your grandma and grandpa are called than later that night he heard them say can i stick my dick in ur pussy and johnny out of nowhere asked what that ment looking surprised his dad said thats coat and hat the next morning johnny’s dad cut himself while shaving and screams shit johnny asked what that ment and dad said that is shaving cream and then he said go downstairs and see whats mom doing johnny went to the kitchen and saw hiw mom stuffing the turkey when it fell on the floor and she screamed fuck johhny asked what that mewant and she said it ment stuffing the turkey the doorbell rang it was ghrandma and grandpa hey bitch hey asshole can i take your dick and pussy dads upstairs rubbing shit in his face and moms fucking the turkey. ENJOI!!!
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” Little Johnny replies, “I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook!”
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