Jokes Just For Kids
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.
In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”.
The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”.
And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i’m going to cut it off”.
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Once there was a little boy and his teacher wanted him to say the first three letters of the abc’s so he went home and asked his mom what the first letter of the abc’s was, she said can we do it later he said ok and went to his brother’s room and asked him what the 2nd letter of the alphabet was and he said na na na na BATMAN! so he went to the bakery and asked the third letter and he said MY BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!! so the next day he went to school and told everybody what he learned: the teacher asked the first letter? can we do this later? no go on 2nd letter? na na na na BATMAN!! do not yell in the classroom she said and took him to the principal and he spanked him and the little boy yelled MY BUNS ARE BURING MY BUNS ARE BURING!!!!
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, “The bigger they are the dumber the person is.”
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.”
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There was a boy named James and his H.W. was to find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet. So he went to his mom and said “Mom wats the first letter of the alphabet” the mom says “Leave me alone” so he writes down “Leave me alone”.
Then he goes to his dad and says “Dad wats the second letter of the alphabet” the dad says “Don t bother me” so he wrote down ” Don t bother me”.
Then he went to his brother, who happened to be watchin Batman, he asks his brother “Jon wats the third letter of the alpahbet” Jon says ” da da da Batman, da da da Batman” so he wrote down “da da da Batman, da da da Batman”.
Then he went to his sister who happened to be on the phone, and says “Jordan, wats the fourth letter of the alphabet” Jordan says ” I can t go now I left my make-up and Leah s house”, so he wrote that down.
The next day of school James s teacher asks him “James wats the first letter of the alphabet , he says “Leave me alone”, teacher : “huh”, James: Don t bother me”, teacher: “Who do u think your talking to”, James: “da da da Batman, da da da Batman”, teacher: “Your going to the principles off ice right now” , James: “I can t go now , I left my make-up at Leah s house”
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?” “Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.” “I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. “What the heck are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde, “but we had money left over, so now we’re going to Sea World.”
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