Jokes Just For Kids

privet parts!

a kid asks his mum if he could shower with her as is it his birthday. the mum replies ok then but only thus one time. once they are both in the bath the boy asks mum whats that pointing at her privet part. that my garage the mum replies. and what are those the kid asks pointing at the other things. those are my head lights the mum replies. later that day the boy asks if he can shower with the dad as it is still his birthday. the dad say fien and they go in it. dad what that. pinting at the dads thing. thats my limozine the dad replies. a few hours later the boy comes up to his mum and says mum you better turn on your head lights, i think dad is going to park his limozine in your garage in bed tonight!

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roses

roses are red violets violets are blue why is my ass better looking then you!……roses are red violets are blue if i had your face i’d been in the zoo

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popstars

there are 3 popstars in a elevator shaggy,britney spears and craig david 1 of them farted shaggy said “it wasnt me” craig david said “im walking away” and britney spears said ” oops i did it again “

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Im Free Im Free

And In A Year I’ll Be Five

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.
“I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted.

“So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”

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The Talking Triplets

Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.

In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.

The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”.

The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”.

And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i’m going to cut it off”.

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