Joke Of The Day
A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every longshoreman he sees that his guy can screw and satisfy 100 women in a row, without pausing. Bets are made and they agree that they’ll meet the next day.
The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock and the guy drops his pants and starts. True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83….. 84….. 85…….. but he is still moving from one to the next and the women are still satisfied: 97………… 98…………. 99……………. and before he can get to the last woman he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head and says, “I don’t understand it! It went perfectly at practice this morning!”
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One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.
He was very furious and said, “Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!”
Yes Sir, Mr. President,” the interior decorator replies.
“I’ll take those mirrors out right away!”
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Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: “Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water”.
“Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?” asks a little old lady, terrified.
“Yes, I’m afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs”.
“And if I do this, the sharks won’t eat me any more?” asks the little lady.
“Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won’t enjoy it so much”.
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God one day decided he ought to check in with Adam to see how things were going.
“Adam….How are things going?”
Adam replies that he considers himself quite fortunate to be living in such a beautiful and peaceful place but he did have a couple of questions to ask, if the Lord didn’t mind, of course.
“No problem,” said the Lord, “Ask away”
“Well Lord, I was wondering why you made Eve so beautiful? Not that I’m complaining, mind you.”
“Adam, I made Eve so beautiful so that you would like her.”
“Oh, well yes, I do like her very much. Thank you Lord. You made her so beautiful, but why is it then that you made her so stupid?”
“Well Adam, I had to make sure she liked you too!”
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”
Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?”
The man responds, “I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
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