Chuck Norris Jokes
Chapter 1 - On the 6th day God made plans to create Chuck Norris, on the 7th day he decided to lay low.
Chapter 2 - Moses didn’t part the Red Sea, Chuck Norris did… with his fist.
Chapter 3 - Noah wouldn’t have let Chuck Norris ride in the ark, cause there can’t be two of Chuck Norris.
Chapter 4 - Sodum and Gomorrah turned to salt at the sight of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chapter 5 - If Chuck would have been around, you wouldn’t have heard of David or Goliath cause he would have kicked both of their asses.
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there was 3 guys in a war,Chuck norris,jim carry,and jonny knoxville. they were captured and taken to this big concrete wall.the bad guys say,”who’s first” and jonny knoxville says “i’ll go” so he stands up to the wall and hes thinkin’ of how to get away. then they say “ready aim” and jonny knoxville says “tornado”!!! and the bad guys duck and take cover, and jonny knoxville gets away. then it was jim carrys turn and he thought that if he got away with it he could. they say “ready aim” and jim carry says “hurricane”!!! and the bad guys duck and take cover and jim carry gets away. now its chuck norrises turn. he thinks if it worked 4 them it would work 4 him. they say “ready aim” and chuck norris says “fire”!!!. and chuck norris died.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
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Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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During the cold war, the Russians found out about Chuck Norris and tried to copy him. They worked day and night for years but fortunately, only succeded in creating Mel Gibson.
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