Christian Clean Jokes
There will be a meeting of the Board immediately after the service,” announced the pastor.
After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the auditorium for the announced meeting.
But there was a stranger in their midst — a visitor who had never attended their church before.
“My friend,” said the pastor, “Didn’t you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?”
“Yes,” said the visitor, “and after today’s sermon, I suppose I’m just about as bored as anyone else who
came to this meeting.”
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?”
The man says, “Methodist.”
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be
very quiet as you pass room 8.”
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?”
“Baptist.”
“Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
A third man arrives at the gates. “Religion?”
“Jewish.” “Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
The man says, “I can understand there being different rooms for
different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?”
St. Peter tells him,
“Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they’re the only ones here.
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A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street. She walked to the station to borrow
a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that the only can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she would
care to wait he was sure it would be back shortly.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After
looking through her car for something to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a bedpan she
was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried it to the station, filled it with gasoline, and
carried it back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car two men walked by. One of them turned to the other
and said: “Now that is what I call faith!”
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the
foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on
either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked
up, stood beside him and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”
“Good morning, Pastor,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
“Pastor McGhee, what is this?” Alex asked.
“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service.”
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex’s voice was barely audible when he finally managed to ask, “Which one, the 9:00 or 10:30 service?
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After dying in a car crash, three friends go to
Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same
question: “When you are in your casket, and friends
and family are mourning over you, what would you like
to hear them say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to
hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of
my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was
a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a
huge difference in the children of tomorrow.”
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, “I guess
I’d like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”
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