Locked for the 40 years
There was a couple married for 40 years and on the 40th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him “honey i never knew that after 40 years you would still love me the same way you did 40 years ago”.
The husband looks at the wife and asks her “honey, do you remember 40 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”
And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day?
She replies no.
The husband replies he told me that if I don’t marry you he would have me locked up in prision for 40 years.
The wife looks at the husband and says “and?”
So the husband replies “Oh! boy, I could of been a free man by now”
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