Book of Chuck - chapters 1-5
Chapter 1 - On the 6th day God made plans to create Chuck Norris, on the 7th day he decided to lay low.
Chapter 2 - Moses didn’t part the Red Sea, Chuck Norris did… with his fist.
Chapter 3 - Noah wouldn’t have let Chuck Norris ride in the ark, cause there can’t be two of Chuck Norris.
Chapter 4 - Sodum and Gomorrah turned to salt at the sight of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chapter 5 - If Chuck would have been around, you wouldn’t have heard of David or Goliath cause he would have kicked both of their asses.
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