THE 1O COMMANDMENTS OF GOLF
THOU SHALT NOT covet thy neighbors putter.
THOU SHALT NOT pick up lost balls before they stop rolling.
THOU SHALT NOT wager with those who carry a one-iron.
THOU SHALT NOT play “inside the leather” with a 52″ putter.
THOU SHALT NOT build thy house of handicap with sand bags. THOU SHALT NOT worship St. Mulligan, except on the 1st tee. THOU SHALT NOT imitate a stunt driver in a golf cart.
THOU SHALL yell “Fore!” before the body hits the ground.
THOU SHALL restrict profanity on the course to three putting or worse. THOU SHALL throw thy clubs in non-lethal directions.
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