Surgery
A man gets in a car accident and his penis is completely ripped off, and they can t find it anywhere at the accident scene. The doctors tell him that they cannot find his penis, but they suggest that he undergo a precedure to attach a baby elephants trunk to replace it. They tell him that it will be a good replacement and so the man agrees. They go ahead and do the operation and tell him to keep it bandaged for three weeks. His girlfriend keeps bugging him about going to dinner with her folks so he finally agrees and goes out with them. During dinner his girlfriend keeps rubbing his leg and he feels his crotch getting tighter so he unzips his pants to relive some pressure and BOOM!! the baby trunk pops out, grabs a dinner roll and sucks back into his pants. The family is stunned and the girlfriend is estatic. she says “oh my god, you know how many things we could do with that? do it again.” and the man says “i would but i don t think i could fit another dinner roll in my ass”
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