Stupid me
one night i went outside to smoke a cigarette.
while i was standing on my porch i thought i saw
a plastic bag being blown around by the wind,
so i decide to walk over to it and randomly kick it,
let me tell you it was no “plastic bag” it was a SKUNK!!!!!
i ran into my inner porch and i stripped down to my boxers
and i left my cloths outside and i ran so fast into the
bathroom and took a shower for about and 2 hours scrubing like 2 layers of skin off my body so i wouldnt smell anymore
(this is a true story, this really happened to me)
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