Never question Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, Don t worry about it honey, and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, Never question Chuck Norris.
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