Proverbs by School Kids
A first grade teacher collected some well known proverbs and gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb. She asked the kids to come up with the rest of the proverb - with some interesting results!…
* Better be safe than………………….punch a 5th grader.
* Strike while the …. bug is close.
* It’s always darkest before …. daylight savings time.
* An idle mind is …. the best way to relax.
* You can lead a horse to water but …. how?
* Don’t bite the hand that …. looks dirty.
* A miss is as good as a …. Mr.
* You can’t teach an old dog new …. math.
* If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll..stink in the morning.
* The pen is mightier than the …. pigs.
* Where there’s smoke, there’s …. pollution.
* Happy the bride who …. gets all the presents.
* A penny saved is …. not much.
* Two’s company, three’s…………………..the musketeers.
* As you shall make your bed so shall you……….mess it up.
* Children should be seen and not………spanked or grounded.
* When the blind leadeth the blind………get out of the way.
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