chocolate
A man walks into an ice cream shop and says “hey, i d like a pint of strawberry, gallon of vanilla, and a gallon of chocolate” the guy behind the counter says “sir we don t have any chocolate” then the man says “ok, well then give me a pint of strawberry, a pint of vanilla and a gallon of chocolate. The man behind the counter says again “sir, there s no chocolate” then the man says “oh ight, um, then give me a pint of strawberry, a pint of vanilla and a pint of chocolate” the guy behind the counter is getting pissed. He asks the man “what do you get when you take the va out of vanilla?” the man says “umm, nilla, nilla thats it” then the guy behind the counter says “k, now what do you get when you take the straw out of strawberry?” and the man says “you get berry” The guy behind the counter says “great, now what do you get when you take the fuck out of chocolate?” the man pauses for a moment and then says “there s no FUCK in chocolate” then the guy says “yeh thats what i ve been trying to tell you, THERE S NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!!!!”
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