Classroom Trivia



One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the
class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and
anyone who answers correctly doesn’t have to go to school the
following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, “How many
grains of sand are in the beach?” Needless to say, no one could
answer.

The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, “How many stars are
in the sky?” and again no one could answer.

Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would
somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.

So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them
black.The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the
end of the day, just when the teacher says, “Here’s this week’s
question,”

Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls
rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who
find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts
laughing.

The teacher says, ” Okay, who’s the comedian with the black balls?”
Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, “Bill Cosby, see ya on
Tuesday!”

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