PIRATE WITH COLLEGE DEGREE
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIRATE WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE?
A LAWYER !
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIRATE WITH A COLLEGE DEGREE?
A LAWYER !
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One day a man was working in a bar and five blondes came in and ordered ten bottles of champagne. They sat down at a table then three more blondes came in.
The eight blondes started up a chant, cheering loudly, “54 days, 54 days, 54 days!”
Soon, two more blondes came in carrying a framed child’s Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. Now the blondes started chanting even louder as they poured the champagne and had a huge celebration.
Finally, dying of curiosity, the bartender walked over and asked what exactly they were celebrating for. “We have just proven that all blondes aren’t dumb. The side of this jigsaws box says 2 to 4 years but we completed it in just 54 days!”
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there are 3 popstars in a elevator shaggy,britney spears and craig david 1 of them farted shaggy said “it wasnt me” craig david said “im walking away” and britney spears said ” oops i did it again “
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A man went fishing one day.
He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth.
Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free.
But then he felt sorry for the snake. He looked around the boat, but he had no food.
All he had was a bottle of bourbon. So he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots.
The snake went off happy, the frog was happy, and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds.
He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something knock against the side of the boat. With stunned disbelief, the fisherman looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!
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Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.
“Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin’ walkin’ down Main Street wearin’ nothin’ but your gunbelt and boots?”
“Well Sheriff, it’s a long story.”
“I ain’t going nowhere”, said the Sheriff.
“Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin’ kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, ‘Why don’t we go out to the barn?’ So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin’ and smoochin’ and Mary Lou said, ‘Why don’t we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.’ So we did.” He continued,
“We started cuddlin’ and smoochin’ some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said
‘Okay,Billy-Bob, go to town’.
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